I'm Sam. I care about people, i like to think people care about me to. I want to make you laugh, no matter who you are. I get uncomfortable if i'm not the center of attention. I want to be a songwriter, but I'll settle on being a band teacher. I am tumultuous, unpredictable, and i want to make every moment a story i can tell later. Never hesitate to talk to me, please; i love to talk.

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  • 1: Do you have a crush at the moment?
  • 2: Have you ever been deeply in love?
  • 3: Longest relationship you've ever been in?
  • 4: Have you ever changed for someone?
  • 5: How is your relationship with your ex?
  • 6: Have you ever been cheated on?
  • 7: Have you ever cheated?
  • 8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?
  • 9: What's the most important part of a relationship?
  • 10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
  • 11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
  • 12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
  • 13: What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?
  • 14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
  • 15: Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"?
  • 16: Do you believe in "love at first sight"?
  • 17: Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?
  • 18: What do you consider a deal breaker?
  • 19: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
  • 20: Are you currently in a relationship?
  • 21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
  • 22: Do you think people should date their friends?
  • 23: How many relationships have you had?
  • 24: Do you think love can last forever?
  • 25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
  • 26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
  • 27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
  • 28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?
  • 29: What do you notice first about another person?
  • 30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
  • 31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
  • 32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
  • 33: Do you want to get married one day?
  • 34: What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?
  • 35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?
  • 36: Are you still a virgin?
  • 37: What's more important: Looks or personality?
  • 38: Do you enjoy love films?
  • 39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?
  • 40: Have you ever had a valentine?
  • 41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?
  • 42: Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?
  • 43: What's more important: Your partner or your friends?
  • 44: Would you consider yourself "romantic"?
  • 45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?
  • 46: Have you ever been "friendzoned"?
  • 47: Which "famous couple" is your favorite?
  • 48: What's your favorite love song?
  • 49: Have you ever broken someone's heart?
  • 50: If you're single, why do you think you are?
  • 51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy?
  • 52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?
  • 53: Are you jealous of couples when you're single?
  • 54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?
  • 55: Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?
  • 56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?
  • 57: Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
  • 58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?
  • 59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?
  • 60: What's your opinion on open relationships?
  • 61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family?
  • 62: How do you define "cheating"?
  • 63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
  • 64: Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?
  • 65: Would you consider yourself a "cuddler"?
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